Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/10/trump-only-writes-the-angry-tw.html
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Perfect! Imma gonna steal this, OK?
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Roger That!
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Look, I know all the best words and the best words are angry words, okay? I don’t know any loser words so when I need a loser tweet I have a loser tweet loser words. The best words are angry words. Maybe you think those loser tweets are good tweets but only losers like loser tweets and I only tweet winners and winners are angry because they have to listen to losers whining all the time. Okay? I guarantee. Believe me. Okay? Sad!
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That staffer is so fired.
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There are NICE ones??
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I mean, sure, in the same sense that the Sun is “cold” when compared to a blue supergiant. They’re both still white-hot balls of flaming crazy that will destroy anyone who gets too close to them.
I may have mixed my metaphors a little.
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Curiously, the words “sad” and “Benghazi” don’t seem to turn up in any of the lists. I wouldn’t have expected that.
I wonder if he’ll come out swinging against any one of Google, Apple, or Samsung now? Or would he attack Twitter directly? There can be no limits to the crazy.
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Plagiarist!
I’m kidding of course but you’re just a bad combover and an orange tan away from being his speechwriter.
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Somehow I knew Trump was an Android user.
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It worked out well for you!
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Nice try, but those are complete, coherent sentences.
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I’ve heard people saying that Twitter skews results to make certain people look bad.
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If Trump wins, someone should make sure that responsibility for the red phone is given to the intern, while Trump is given one of these bad boys:
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Everyone seems to be missing the obvious correlation: Trump is angry when he’s using an Android phone, but calms down and becomes rational when he’s using an iPhone. It’s just as Cory has been telling us all along - Apple products brainwash you completely and totally.
If Trump gets elected President, can we wall him up inside a room constructed of iPhones?
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The words just need one or two more pulses in the blender, and then they will be properly distributed and ready for regurgitation.
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Cracked had an article on this today, too.
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The real deal is much, much more high class, meaning, since it is the best, lots more gold. The best gold.
BTW: Are these phones really large, or is something about the scale off? Makes the hands look pretty small, even though we know that they are of normal size. Larger than normal, even.
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