Trump places hand upon mysterious glowing orb in opening ceremony for Saudi anti-terror center

Did he emblazon TRUMP on the side of all that war porn, the way he does with his other low-hanging-fruit, long-term-consequences-be-damned business ventures?

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You know if it were Obama we’d be reading all about how Allah is a “moon god”

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Aiiii! Cthulhu! Aiiii!

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The reaction we all really wanted from touching the orb…

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(Looking at the photo, even Moon blinked.)

What’s funny are the congressmen who backpedaled on being at the reception, but they did accept. Perhaps they were hoping for some $$ from Moon.

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That’s no orb. That’s the still-beating heart of Captain Planet.

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Trump is a templar…confirmed.

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Whoever staged that had to know what it would look. Either they were taking a piss, or making the whole thing into a dare. “Yes, this is exactly what it looks like. What are you going to do about it, huh?”

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Ahmed, you totally owe me a riyal!

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“Stand by for mind-control!”

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This, I don´t believe for one second that the people who had the idea for this had no clue how fucking ominous that whole shot looks. The saudi king looks like an evil sorcerer and the other two like his orcish flunkies, ready to recieve instructions from Sauron.

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Nailed it!

… must keep straight face… must keep straight face… oh, I can’t believe he fell for it!

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I.e. “On-line, international extension of Morality / Conformity Police”. For Saudi shitweasels who prefer to sit in an office carrel on the one day a week they bother to turn up for work, driving trollies on the Interducts, rather than going outside to bully people in person.

He probably wanted to go with the old camels’ eyes gag.

My version from the other BB thread on this:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BUaHfNMAuye/

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Once you look past the science fiction overtones it also look like a game show with the buzzers.

Host: Name three ways to oppress your citizens.
Trump: Bzzzzz
Host: Your answer Mr. Littlehands
Trump: 1. Sign the EO’s Bannon gives me. 2.Twitter 3. Grab them by the pussy?
You got it wrong sound: Sad trombone
Host: Started off with a strong start but you got distracted by our hostess didn’t you?
Trump: I did! And I just want to make sure my room has the rubber sheets. You got that? Still recording? …

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