Trump places hand upon mysterious glowing orb in opening ceremony for Saudi anti-terror center


#21

Isn’t that part of the Yale secret society initiation?


#22

And the eye is ORANGE!!


#23


#24

Billionaire Powers—Activate!


#25

Orange Lantern Corps Oath

“What’s mine is mine and mine and mine.
And mine and mine and mine!
Not yours!”


#26

“You could assume any form you wanted and you go with that?


#27

And as usual, imagine the absolute screaming right-wing meltdown if it had been Obama or Hilary in that picture.


#28

Weirder stuff has happened, and almost no one blinked.

U.S. Lawmakers Fete Rev. Moon, Church Leader Gets Crown At Congressional Reception June 23, 2004, CBS/AP, CBS News


#29

…that, and the eerie ability to link together a bunch of stories that don’t have anything to do with each other.


#30

Well Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live will have a field day.


#31

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/866374127267057665/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheslot.jezebel.com%2Fajax%2Finset%2Fiframe%3Fid%3Dtwitter-866374127267057665%26autosize%3D1


#32

“Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I’ve already discussed the matter with the Senator.”


#33

“OK, this part is mine. That part is yours, and that other part over there is his. Agreed?”


#34

They want to crack down on groups like Daesh, because they do not actually control them.


#35

The face of that man in the middle.

Holy fuck, I can’t believe we actually got Trump to do this. The president of the United States, sticking his hands on a glowing orb I bought as a gag last week. People told me that if I flatter him, and told him that we’d only let the most powerfel men in the world touch this, he’d fall for it, but I never would have believed…


#36

Please. Fox News flipped out because he wanted spicy mustard.


#37

The globe of surveillance was kabuki theater. The visit to the Kingdom was all about defense contractors and nothing more.


#38

Blame copyright lawyers for that one. Issues with the (awesome and underappreciated) soundtrack rights kept it from home video and DVD for years.


#39

Pretty sure this ends badly:


#40

There is a few billion dollars of military equipment going to waste.