Trump places hand upon mysterious glowing orb in opening ceremony for Saudi anti-terror center

Isn’t that part of the Yale secret society initiation?

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And the eye is ORANGE!!

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Billionaire Powers—Activate!

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Orange Lantern Corps Oath

“What’s mine is mine and mine and mine.
And mine and mine and mine!
Not yours!”

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“You could assume any form you wanted and you go with that?

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And as usual, imagine the absolute screaming right-wing meltdown if it had been Obama or Hilary in that picture.

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Weirder stuff has happened, and almost no one blinked.

U.S. Lawmakers Fete Rev. Moon, Church Leader Gets Crown At Congressional Reception June 23, 2004, CBS/AP, CBS News

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…that, and the eerie ability to link together a bunch of stories that don’t have anything to do with each other.

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Well Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live will have a field day.

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“Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I’ve already discussed the matter with the Senator.”

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“OK, this part is mine. That part is yours, and that other part over there is his. Agreed?”

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They want to crack down on groups like Daesh, because they do not actually control them.

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The face of that man in the middle.

Holy fuck, I can’t believe we actually got Trump to do this. The president of the United States, sticking his hands on a glowing orb I bought as a gag last week. People told me that if I flatter him, and told him that we’d only let the most powerfel men in the world touch this, he’d fall for it, but I never would have believed…

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Please. Fox News flipped out because he wanted spicy mustard.

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The globe of surveillance was kabuki theater. The visit to the Kingdom was all about defense contractors and nothing more.

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Blame copyright lawyers for that one. Issues with the (awesome and underappreciated) soundtrack rights kept it from home video and DVD for years.

Pretty sure this ends badly:

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There is a few billion dollars of military equipment going to waste.

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