Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/04/god-mad-at-trump-photo-proof.html
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“Damn. I missed.” - god
Trump heard that Obama was in favour of lightning rods, so he had them all removed.
Pity the strike didn’t set anything on fire or electrocute anyone. Oh well, maybe next time.
“I smite thee Trump.”
-god
The way Trump is doubling down on “clean” coal in particular, has gotten me to think about the old lightning rod controversy. Only now “God’s Judgement” is global warming. Since the faithful have an in with the big guy, it has to be a liberal conspiracy!
It might be God, or proof that Trump has managed to boot up the weather control machine that Trump’s uncle built from the plans he found while analyzing Tesla’s papers for the feds.
Huh. Looks like John George Trump was the white sheep of the family and got most of the family’s grand total of brain cells.
Lightning didn’t work. Try a meteor next time.
New name for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue: the Smite House
Lightning at the golf course might work…
"Stop talking, Johnny Longbone!"
IT’S ALIVE! Meet the new Press Secretary:
God’s a bit behind the curve then
Wait. Lightning strikes…there’s a lot of Nazis connected to this administration… Does “only the best people.” = “Top men?” [Fingers crossed] Please let Trump be trying to open the Ark of the Covenant, please let Trump be trying to open the Ark of the Covenant, please let Trump be trying to open the Ark of the Covenant…
So much salt here lol
Did you say “a metaphor?”
Yeah, that might work.