Originally published at: False prophet Donald Trump posts new video: "GOD MADE TRUMP" (video) - Boing Boing
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I think he’s just trying to roll with the youths, by referencing Devo.
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Yeah well, God made Lucifer, too, and a lot of other loathsome stuff.
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“god made trump” → [wand air wiggle] → 'damned GOP rut"
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I’ve honestly been surprised that no one’s ever published a MAGA Bible with all the low-T Jesus stuff cut out and explicit Trump worship shoehorned in its place.
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Germophobe Don delivering a baby… 
Was it a big strong crying baby whose first words were “thank you sir”?
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Don’t MAGA remember the first time God sent a king?
4 So all the elders of Israel gathered together and came to Samuel at Ramah. 5 They said to him, “You are old, and your sons do not follow your ways; now appoint a king to lead[b] us, such as all the other nations have.”
6 But when they said, “Give us a king to lead us,” this displeased Samuel; so he prayed to the Lord. 7 And the Lord told him: “Listen to all that the people are saying to you; it is not you they have rejected, but they have rejected me as their king. 8 As they have done from the day I brought them up out of Egypt until this day, forsaking me and serving other gods, so they are doing to you. 9 Now listen to them; but warn them solemnly and let them know what the king who will reign over them will claim as his rights.”
10 Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11 He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle[c] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18 When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day.”
19 But the people refused to listen to Samuel. “No!” they said. “We want a king over us.
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Puke emoji NOW!!!
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Wow. That takes sickening to an all new level. Thank whatever that I’m not religious, but wouldn’t anyone who is consider this blasphemy?
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Also, I mean why pick on one thing in that torrent of liquid shit gushing from an arse face, but when has he fought Marxists?
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A lot of people are saying God makes mistakes, believe me.
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#10 reason to be atheist.
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in one of our possible distopian futures, this video will be projected onto all skyscrapers and on the bottom of blimps 24/7/365. might be a good time to visit offworld.
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Who do they think made Biden? Cthulu?
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Did they do this again or is this a repost? Because I remember getting angry that they ripped off and sullied Paul Harvey’s speech “So God Made a Farmer”, which IMO, is a pretty touching tribute to the hard working people of rural America.
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jesus fucking christ
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I just can’t…
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“FAKE PROPHET!”
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Um, uh… no.
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