MAGA Kook Kandiss Taylor doubles down belief that God's lightning destroyed Georgia Guidestones

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Wait, so it was GOD who scrawled all those dicks in the bathroom stall at my local gas station?

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If there was really a god striking things down with lightning then I think she should be more worried about herself.

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Why is Kandiss Taylor accusing God using an incendiary device to destroy a state monument in a terrorist attack?

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Also too: It wouldn’t surprise me a bit if Kandiss knows who the bomber is.

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“For a good time, call MOSES.”

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Is that why God appeared before Moses as a flamer?

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Interesting, that would suggest that God has a 42 year backlog on his smiting checklist.

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He did a lot more of that kind of thing back in his angry youth. These days he mostly sits around watching people masturbate.

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Well, I hope all my hours of hard work have been entertaining, at least.

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I’m really wondering if she has a direct connection to the bombing. She doth protest too much.

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I need to pay more attention to graffiti. I never took it seriously before but I’m pretty sure God would know exactly who I should call for a good time.

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She probably just figured out that Jesus was a Jewish middle-eastern socialist.

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I AM keeping record. Video footage, screen shots, and every single thing that’s being said that’s a lie, I’m keeping it. I believe in law and order in this country.

What the hell does this mean, anyway? These Qritters constantly seem to emit strings of words that sound almost like they mean something but not quite. Sort of like their dialogue was written by AI.

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God blew up a harmless statue but allows catholic priests to abuse people. Sounds reasonable!

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“Hey, I know that guy. That’s Darrel from over on Oak St.”

“OMG - God is Darrel!”

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That feeling you are experiencing is known as the unQanny valley.

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God, totally not getting enough “credit” for breaking shit, apparently. Weird she puts it that way after admitting vandalism is a crime. So God’s doing crimes, now? What other unsolved crimes is he responsible for? How long is this rap sheet going to turn out to be?

“Uh, it totally wasn’t me… a god did it and then ran away!”

I assume it’s related to how MTG frequently accuses others of maliciously misrepresenting her views - when someone quotes what she said.

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She’s not Catholic as far as I know. She probably thinks all Catholics are satanic and should be rounded up and put into camps.

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She probably had a lot of time on her hands (and rage) after losing the primary…

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