Trump rants on Twitter about "$4bn" Air Force One replacement

On the basis that they’re getting quite old, but beyond that we have to speculate a bit, given how little the public knows about the components inside them. The current two planes are 30 years old.

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And 30 years old is long in the tooth for a passenger jet. Doubly so for one with important passengers.

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Apparently it costs something like $230K an hour to fly.

The current ones are 747-200s from 1987. Even if they don’t have a lot of miles on the clock, they’ll still be hitting life limits and mandatory overhauls and inspections all over the place, spare parts are a pain in the arse to source…

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I have to admit the idea of Batman pulling a “Skyhook” maneuver on a terrified Trump sounds pretty fun.


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These facts have no place in a rant about “fiscal conservatism” and you know it! :smiley:

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But jetliners are flown day in and day out. Many of them spend as much time in the air as on the ground. Air force 1 OTOH has a use cycle more like B-52s, and the NEWEST B-52 was manufactured in 1963. But essentially the $170m is to figure out whether it makes economic sense to get new AF-1s or just freshen up the old ones.

Got a cite for its use/nonuse?

The other concern is that commercial jetliners also have the ability to be taken out of rotation more easily for repairs and maintenance. There’s not a lot of easy swaps that can be made for safety and convenience here.

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Let’s get real for a minute. You just know that there was some exchange along these lines:

Trump: Is this shitty airplane really the best they can do? The interior hardly even has any gold in it.

Aide: Well, there is a program in the works to design and build the next generation of Presidential airplanes…

Trump: Great! Don’t forget to make sure they include a hot tub this time!

Aide: …but they won’t be finished designing, building and flight-testing until after your term is up.

Trump: CANCEL THE PROGRAM.

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Here’s the thing:

Airplanes have a limited lifespan. The 747 is designed to last 30 years. So why not buy a new copy of the original? You can’t.
The VC-25A is based on the 747-200B, which was discontinued in 1991. And all of the customizations are specific to the 747-200B.

Thus, the entire design process has to begin again.

Personally, I wouldn’t mind if Donald Trump couldn’t function as President while flying around, but the idea of the plane was that the country would be better run with a flying white house.

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I read that as Futon Recovery System and was very curious how a couch or mattress was going to play into this.
Oh, well.

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Guess being a whiny arsehole on twitter works for some people.

(or at least, doesn’t hurt)

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Tantrums win is the theme for 2016.

Also bribes.

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I can imagine a lot parents having a really hard time explaining to their children why being a bully and throwing tantrums is bad right now in America. At some point you have to level with your six-year-old and say, “Look, I know this doesn’t sound like it makes sense, but we simply expect better from you than we do from the president.”

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I had those conversations with my kids when they were little about a lot of other people they’re supposed to look up to (like grandparents), but you’re right: this is a new frontier.

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