Trump responds to "golden showers" Russian report with hysterical ALLCAPS tweet

[politeruin]

Obligs onion writers room:

Sassy Trump vs. Little Girl

There’s something worse out there i just know it. Pray to whatever gods you believe in. I’m going with the big guy: cthulhu. I’d rather live on in his ever loving embrace for all eternity than put up with another second of all this shit.

Wait until past me gets a load of this.