Bombshell report claims Trump paid to watch hookers piss on bed where Obama slept

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/10/bombshell-report-trump-paid-t.html

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OMG! I’m lulzing at work and I can’t stop. So many puns.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers

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The #GoldenShowers hashtag on Twitter is ON FIRE.

Purely as a courtesy, Obama should outfit the presidential bed with a rubber mattress protector before he leaves.

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Be proud TGOP, be very proud of your tRump!

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This isn’t a bombshell because it’s exactly the sort of thing I’d expect from Trump. The only shocking thing is it was just urination.

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Like America - Yuri’s nation.

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I guess trickle down is a thing after all.

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Welp, that’s ruined the DumpTrump hashtag for me. Pass the mindbleach.

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And as usual it only really benefits the wealthy.

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#urineauguration

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Rob:

Not to golden shower on your parade, but stuff like this is waiting for a better-sourced story on. It’ll be easily dismissed by Trumpites and the media as more mudslinging from hatin’ Hillary-Followers.

That said, you may have missed a better headline:

DONALD TRUMP, URINE TROUBLE.

Sorry, and you’re welcome.

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Explains a lot.

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Make America golden again!

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why this proves nothing save for that the fella knows how to have a good time.

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Stopped reading right there.

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So tRump is a Toilet [tramp] tRump…

He’s a funny little man, ain’t he?

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Even if this turns out to be 100% fabricated, the thought of him renting a hotel room specifically because it was previously used by the Obamas, and then having wild sex parties there seems completely plausible to me.

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Yes, precisely Sir.

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