Trump to launch new 'American Idea' budget hotel chain with 'patriotic' theme

This is actually a really smart move.

In a few months the Trump name could be as marketable as used chimpanzee diapers; a chain of “golden age of America” themed hotels would be of lasting appeal to the delusional chumps who will continue carrying a torch for Forty-Five with an Asterisk. The hotel equivalent of Denney’s.

Maybe the doddering old sociopath can spend his ex-con years doing ribbon cutting ceremonies.

Also: These will be great places for con artists. Pick a centrally located table in the breakfast room, talk in a stage whisper to your accomplice as you go through a PowerPoint presentation about your new zero-point energy source that still manages to give off black smoke just to make the libruls cry.

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Each will feature an eternal flame - surrounded by a dumpster shell

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Will this “patriotic” theme include Confederate flags?

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How many regular employees do you think they will hire before they hire an illegal?

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three-star hotel chain with a patriotic flair

So with his brand name slapped on it we’re looking at 1.5 stars with Confederate regalia.

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“Honey, look! The beds have rubber sheets.”

“It’s like The Donald read our minds!”

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This is debuting in Mississippi, so – yes – I’d think so.

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When it comes to wages, illegals get screwed over more, so I’d consider your question, but in reverse order.

:unamused:

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“Oh, look. You get a free upgrade, Mr. Purdee. We’re putting you in our General Lee suite!”

{customer leaves}

“Wait, didn’t you just put Mr. Sims in the General Lee suite.”

“Oh . . . you’re new here, aren’t you? They’re all the General Lee suite, if their home town is down south.”

“And the upgrade?”

“A bidet. The Boss likes to watch videos of the rubes figure them out. Erik says waiting for the evening’s batch is the only thing keeping him alive.”

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Honestly, that’s unfair to Denny’s.

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I’m guessing that this take on retro-kitsch Americana won’t be nearly as dark and hilarious as Fallout’s flavor material is.

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First thing that came to mind. Alternative ideas welcome.

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The water in this drinking fountain tastes just like it does back home!

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In fairness, that’s near where the staff putting in the Americana usually hang the nostalgic “Whites Only” sign.

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I want someone who will Make Magic Fingers Great Again

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His supporters.

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In this case, the Magic Fingers reach into your wallet.

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So Trump’s company, which failed at running luxury hotels, casinos, airlines, business schools and overpriced second-rate frozen steaks is going to enter a new business venture in mid-price hotels? Doesn’t Mr. Chawla know the first rule of business?

Don’t enter a business partnership with Donald Trump.

Seriously. You don’t even have to look at his presidency. The man has fucked over nearly every single business partner, contractor, supplier and client he’s ever done business with. Does anyone somehow think that being the president has somehow made Donald Trump more responsible or something?

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Little-known towns in Mississippi makes sense. You’ve got to provide people with someplace to stay when visiting relatives after the massive crackdown on dissenters comes.

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