Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/26/trump-says-he-looked-like-elvi.html
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Yeah, many people are already saying that.
Dude is delusional as FUCK.
Elvis, in his heyday - full face shot, not a freakin’ profile or 3/4 view:
45 in his heyday:
Even if you go all the way back to his teen/young adult years, when 45 arguably looked “his best”:
NOPE.
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More proof that Trump is utterly incapable of opining on literally any subject without making it about himself.
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I was thinking, maybe when Elvis was bloated and all drugged out, right before the end… but even then he’s still more physically attractive than 45 was, in his very “prime.”
O_O
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Yeah. There are no photos of Trump I do not kinda want to punch.
But man. Elvis was pretty.
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He looks like the three foot turd Elvis left in the bowl when he died.
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Obligs, especially since I just rewatched it over the weekend:
I’m pretty damn sure ‘Clarence Worley’ would vehemently disagree about any alleged similarity in appearance…
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He does (did), minus all the talent and charm.
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Of course he does. If you put the wax statue of Elvis in the microwave.
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My mom agrees with that (to the annoyance of my father), but – then again – she was just as open about Charles Bronson and (Mets rightfielder) Ron Swoboda.
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Ain’t nobody want to see that shake his hips.
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I’m sorry, but this does NOT look like Elvis.
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Here’s what might brighten up this thread…
… or maybe I just like this song.
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Not even.
Thin, rubbery lips vs full lips (for White folks, anyway.)
Hooded, shifty eyes vs ‘bedroom’ baby blues.
An early double chin vs a strong jawline (until the drugs took their toll…)
The only even remote similarity I see as an artist is in the shape of the nose, from the frontal view.
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They’ve both got their mouths hanging open.
Are they codfish?
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That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve heard in a long time… but it’s only fitting since it’s about Trump. So, okay.
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I’m guessing he meant Elvis Schmiedekamp, former Cal Fed Vice President of Customer Relations.
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I won’t decide until I hear him singing “Jailhouse Rock” with the Paul Manafort Band.
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