Trump says he looked like Elvis

Yeah, but did you from Greece and go to St. Martin’s college… where he caught your eye… and was your dad loaded, so you bought him a rum and coke? Did you rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job, while pretending you never went to school…

Sorry… couldn’t help myself.

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People are saying that he looks way better than Elvis, the best.
Lots of people are saying it.

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Trump says he looks like Elvis, eh?

Well he IS huuuge!

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He looks like he could be related. Like if Elvis had a dumber, untalented, annoying younger brother.

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No, I was one of the ridiculously poor students, I was on Jarvis’ side :joy:

When I went back for my degree one of my painting tutors was from St. Martin’s…

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Illvis…?

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I love that song so much…

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Where’s my unicorn chaser?

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???

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Please, please, not the song!!

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I am now mad that I didn’t come up with that first!

angrypanda

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Save it, use it next time :wink:

Surprised @Melizmatic didn’t get in there first…

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What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?

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BTW, not an Elvis (written) song; Nick Lowe.

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Checks out - both are upright, carbon-based bipeds whose forelimbs* have been adapted for grasping**.

  • although these are largely vestigial in the case of Trump.
    ** grasping in every sense for Trump.
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Wow, I guess PE had it dead on way back in tha day:

Trump was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne!

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In the full space of ways things could look I’ll admit they look more like one another than either looks like, say, the number seven.

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