… saying “no” and “yes” at the same time is one of his weird dominance games
like he’s on a higher plane of existence from us and he doesn’t have to deal with beta soyboy concepts like truth, falsehood, words and logic 
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It will be the last day of Gregorian calendar and after that, it will be Tr0mp calendar. So the day one only still applies. In Tr0mp calendar, one day is eternity.
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Hair Furor thinks he can deport all the people he thinks should be deported? Let’s say that’s 11million people. I wonder what the most people who can be realistically be rounded up and transported each day? Let’s say they manage to ramp up to 5K/day after a few months. What’s that, about 6 years? How does one pay for that? How many people would it take to actually do that? Could you find that many people to do that kind of work? I guess they could hire undocumented people on the cheap, like most businesses run by Republicans do.
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Satire to reaillty in two decades
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Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was burnt in one.
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Cue all the “it’s just a joke you guys!” defenders. Because Trump is such a fucking comedian after all. I don’t think he’s ever told a joke in his life - he’s like the most dour individual in the world it seems.
Now Obama, on the other hand. That man is a natural. He could have had a shot in stand-up if that whole politics thing wasn’t successful.
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Would Day One be like Year Zero?
I mean, closed borders to stop people from escaping? Trump is calling for genocide.
I’m sure they will come up with a final solution.
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Cthulhu is at least honest!
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He knows how to count to two?
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One of his hench-idiots has promised a three week reign of terror: https://www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump/mike-davis-promises-reign-terror-if-trump-appoints-him-acting-attorney-general
so maybe he’s only going to be a dictator for a day, and delegate most atrocities.
Most likely he’ll name himself dictator for a day, and subsequently President for Life.
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Because on day two, he will declare himself to be the Messiah.
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Is the IRS asking or is this for a loan application?
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The closest he’s ever come to making a self-deprecating joke was the time he mocked his wife for being an idiot plagiarist at the Al Smith Charity Dinner in 2016.
He doesn’t have a funny bone in his body. He only has cruelty trying to pass itself off as funny.
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This stuff makes me feel ill.
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Today’s tomorrow becomes today in short order, tomorrow never comes, and today always is Day 1.
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The sun on the meadow is summery warm.
The stag in the forest runs free.
But gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to me.
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