Sadly, there’s an audience for him in the Republican party. A certain number of people think that his having money indicates something about his competence (despite the fact he inherited it), being a dumbass appeals to the folks who “don’t hold with none of that there liber’l book learnin’” and his overt racism appeals to Republicans who like his honesty (because the rest of the Republicans have been using dog whistles to convey their racism in between visiting white supremacist groups - e.g. Huckabee). He’s just nutty enough to have only niche appeal, though.
Which thankfully doesn’t mean much, given how many candidates there are. He’s the kind of candidate who, as other candidates drop out, doesn’t actually see his poll numbers rise any.
Hey numb nuts, people get the chance to “create jobs” after election, not before. So the “Latino vote” that isn’t irreparably offended by your dumb ass isn’t going to see you do a god damned thing.
A perfect candidate just has to spout Grumpy Old People cliches.
“Kids these days…”
“How can you call that music?”
“I don’t understand these computers things.”
“Why can’t I just call and talk to someone in the USA?”
“This Filet 'O Fish is half the size that they used to be!”
etc.
“When I was young, children sold themselves into slavery, and they liked it!”
“I walked to school 40 miles each way, uphill both ways, shoeless in the driving wind and snow, but I never complained.”
Please keep it up. I think if enough attention is drawn to it Trump will start insisting he’ll win the gay vote, and then his campaign will enter a whole new crazy territory.
This whole thing reeks of the Dead Zone, with Trump destined to become president and nuke the world so future-sensing Christopher Walken steps in and foils his campaign.