Trump says he's "most excited" about the death penalty for drug dealers

I also noticed how he almost lapsed into a racist caricature of Xi when recounting their conversation.

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Oh yeah. Don’t forget he said that NK didn’t have missiles capable of hitting anything even though our intelligence sources told him that NK did in fact have nuclear missile capabilities. He said Putin told him so and he believes Putin more than our intelligence agencies.

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Is this real, or have I eaten The Onion?

I really hope I’ve eaten The Onion.

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Death fixes all kinds of problems, Mr. Trump. Hint. Hint.

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What if neither heaven or hell will want him and he’ll come back as a zombie?

No, scratch that. We already have Zombie Trump.
That’s what the spray tan is for.

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Probably not quite all of it. The high profile executions are certainly in large part about dealing with the losers of power struggles rather than a sincere commitment to squeaky-clean governance; but on occasion important people get shot.

Given his ongoing collection of the best people and truly unsurpassed conflicts of interest I’m not sure Trump would be comfortable with a system where people who matter even occasionally get purged.

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Europe had an especially well developed process; but the implementation of various treaties and trade organizations and such is, de-facto, importation of law.

I doubt we’ll be doing that for Chinese penal practices; that’s just more of an unhinged admiration for people he wishes were his peers thing; but importing law is effectively a thing in general.

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I believe that hell would want him. Think how easy he would be to torture. His insecurities have insecurities.

I think “acknowledgement of reality” will be quickly downgraded to “convenient coincidence with reality” once he institutes all his tough-guy reforms and suddenly announces that he’s solved al of America’s drug problems.

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snl-satan-not-monster

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If he’s the one doing the purging I’m sure he’d be thrilled.

Yeah, recognizing reality is only done because it’s convenient and advances some agenda. As soon as it stops being convenient, he splits from reality again.

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