Trump security trapped bored MAGA fans last night until dull speech ended, says ABC

Anyone up for a pelfing?

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This feels more like his cultists went to a timeshare sales presentation and were alarmed they could not leave after the first two hours.

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Yep. Needs a solid marketing line, like calling Desantis “Trump Bro” or “Baby Trump” or somesuch so that it’s clear that they’re joined at the hip in goose-stepping lameness.

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Baby Trump is great!

Into my lexicon it goes, for whenever i refer to that cynical, dangerous asshole.

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For some reason this brought a certain 90’s band to mind. With apologies to the Spice Girls, if the GOP ‘leaders’ were members of a band like that what would they be named? Some suggestions:

Donald Trump: Traitor Spice, Impeached Spice, or Bankrupt Spice?
Ron DeSantis: Trafficker Spice or Florida Man Spice?
Greg Abbott: Cold Spice or Power Grid Spice?
Mitch McConnell: Turtle Spice
Marjorie Taylor Green: Rotten Peach Spice

:musical_note: “If you want to be my donor …”

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