Trump showing off his 300 hamburgers for Clemson national championship football team šŸ” (VIDEO)

Great minds face the abyss of insanity alike. Go at least bottled in bond, 100 proof and up, or go home.

Itā€™s funny. Despite being highly educated and having a father who is an alcoholic I am slowly becoming one because of Trump despite my better judgement. I thought it would happen quicker but Iā€™ve gotten used to the insanity until this.

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Youā€™re saying thereā€™s a connection between having hooker bodies to dispose of and serving hamburgers? :thinking:

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I recall reading (where did I read it? I donā€™t recall) an explanation of how the White House can order food on short notice, from places that donā€™t have security clearanceā€¦they order (under an assumed name) from some pizza place, etc., and they have it delivered to an address that isnā€™t the White House. So no one whoā€™s making the food even knows that itā€™s going to the White House. Itā€™s precisely because it is random, and made by some random workers, that itā€™s considered safe.

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Well to be fair he was only revealed to have watched, not participated (but given his propensity towards enjoying degrading behavior that makes sense).

Howard Hughes was apparently the same way. Fuck without a condom? No biggy. Utensils not in plastic wrap? What, are you crazy?

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Of course.

What else do you think this guyā€™s been up to?

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Trumpā€™s next pick to head the USDA?

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Hate it when I find common ground with Donald Trumpā€¦butā€¦

I, too, am very interested in how many of those hamburgers remained after the football team left.

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Cholesterwall. It was so right in front of you, dude!

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#needsallthelikes!

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So is he doing this because he lost his cooking staff due to lack of pay? Iā€™d be curious.

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Alabama, Auburn, et al:

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Curious line at the end there:

The Clemson players came in at about 5:56 as the White House band played a jazz rendition of Michael Jacksonā€™s classic ā€œBillie Jeanā€.

I would think musicians donā€™t come cheap, and that putting on the CD player instead would free up sufficient funds for better quality food. But then, I suppose the whole point here is that to Trump, there would be nothing finer in this instance.

I might suspect that the larger footballers will eat whatever they can get their hands on, but then, I wouldnā€™t know anything about their particular dietary requirements. Much was made of Michael Phelpsā€™ diet, but it seems that was exaggerated.

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The Presidential Wiener

NELSON ROCKEFELLER once said ā€œNo candidate for any office can hope to get elected in this country without being photographed eating a hot dog.ā€ Over the years, this has become known as Rockefellerā€™s Dictum and has come true with a vengeance. In more recent years it has led to what one reporter calls ā€œthe politicalization of foodā€. Now youā€™re just as likely to see a candidate having a hot dog as you are to see them kissing babies, cutting the ribbon at a supermarket grand opening or showing up unannounced at a local press conference. And itā€™s a growth industry and applies all across the spectrum, not only to the noble wiener or BBQ (the original campaign comestible), but to cheesesteaks, pancakes, corn dogs, fish frys, burgers, waffles, ice cream, a bowl of chili, virtually anything remotely considered American fare and, to quote a recent TV piece ā€œWoe to the candidate who fails to show an appreciation for the local delicaciesā€.

http://presidentialwiener.blogspot.com/

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Urine is (relatively) sterile, at least, but the report was that he had the women pee on the bed that the Obamas slept in, to ruin it, not on him. The actually weird bit is that Trump has sex with porn stars (etc.) without use of a condom.

Yeah, symbolically pissing on the Obamas because he hates them so much. Gosh, itā€™s not pathological at allā€¦

I do wonder if thatā€™s true. Trump, after all, has a long history of loudly promising to give money to charities while secretly not actually doing so. I suspect he really doesnā€™t want to give up the money because apparently heā€™s losing money on the presidency. His estimated net worth has plummeted - part of that is better information revealing he was always poorer than he said, but part of that is his brand getting killed by his politics. So even though heā€™s got the small grifts and emoluments going on, itā€™s not making up the difference. (Though, apparently, his promise that he wasnā€™t going to do foreign deals while he was in office isnā€™t so true, either - reportedly the deals are being set up, theyā€™re just waiting for him to leave office before he actually signs the paperwork.)

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Gosh I wonder who is going to be cleaning themā€¦ surely not Dan Little, right? Heā€™s been so busy on the other coast, tidying up:

Oh hang on a sec, thereā€™s this guy:

or this:

(NB: ā€œBadā€ is ā€œBathā€ auf deutsch)

So basically, I think itā€™s fair we ask

Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker

to clean the toilets after the champion athletes all leave.

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Canā€™t make this shit up.

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American food? Somebody will have to explain to Trump that Hamburg is a city in Germany and that French fries come from Belgium. Probably best in sentences of no more than five words. No wonder thereā€™s a trade deficit!

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