Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/15/hamberders.html
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In the words of Senator Organa “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Hamberder!”
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It all begins to make sense.
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“Would you like a covfefe with your order sir?”
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Who wants to bet he used some illegal funds to pay for it. I don’t know how that would even work but it always seems to be the case.
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You can’t expect America’s National Dish to be named after some city in shith socialist Europe.
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No worries. Most of the berders have been in the freezer since the Golden State Warriors and Philadelphia Eagles declined the invitation.
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300 hamburgers and 1000 hamberders is an internally consistent order of 1300 ham* products.
You lose again, Fake News.
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Yep. Better if he’d have served frankfurters.
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You mean freedomfurters?
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Stay classy, 'merica.
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Are they breeding? Last night there were only 300 hamberders, and then I assume the athletes ate some?
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They are actually shaved tribbles in burger wrappers.
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But really - what’s he to do? He wants to seem like a “regular guy” instead of a Manhattan billionaire heir.
He can’t share a beer and snorting Adderrall doesn’t look good on the teevee.
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Nothing says classy like a gold toilet.
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Hey, gold’s non-corrosive properties come in very useful for occasions like yesterday.
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I really want to hear from the Clemson players if they actually ate this shit or not.
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I thought the only desserts that super-villains stole were Twinkies and Hostess Fruit Pies.
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