In fairness, that is quite possibly the most Middle-American thing Iāve ever seen.
300 cold burgers.
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Would it be tonier if the plastic sauce tubs were disgorged into the silver sauce boats before serving?
Asking for a friend.
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Iām fairly sure Trump eats Freedom Friesā¢.
Debrettās advises that the sauces should either be decanted into an appropriate serving dish or, the better option, the plastic containers should simply be placed on the table for guests to help themselves.
I have no idea whether it really does or not but either of those seem better to me than sticking the containers into fancy serving dishes.
To me, that smacks of a not so subtle backstairs rebellion.
Carstairs would not approve and would never allow it unless His Lordship was a complete buffoon- oh ,waitā¦
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He is not a dude. Youāre a dude. This? This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
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Part of the fastfood appeal is theyāve made the food ahead of time. If people knew they were cooking a hamburger/steak for Trump, it might come out āspecialā. This way, they have to prepare 300 burgers, and even if they know itās for the White House, they canāt piss in them all.
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I guess Putin wouldnāt spring for a bowl of borscht.
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Thatās like 600%!
a-hole is so cheap that since he caused the shutdown and has to pay for it out of his own pocket, he wouldnāt even pay for a catered meal
not surprising given what a horrible creature he is but just wow
but really the NATO story is really critical today, dude is trying to cross off a Russian bucket list asap before they come for him with handcuffs
I have this secret fantasy where he has to spend a week in jail because he is denied bail, and since he is an obvious suicide risk once he is facing his doom, they have to confiscate all his clothes and he has to sit naked in a freezing cell - omg it would be just perfect
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Perhaps he decided to serve fast food instead of bringing in caterers as a publicity stunt to make it obvious that the White House kitchen was affected by the shutdown (which he blames on the Democrats). Or perhaps Iām overthinking it.
He could have got the Trump hotel to do it for cost, but thatās not how he rolls. He held campaign events at Trump properties because that was a way to funnel other peopleās money (campaign contributions) to himself.
Anyway, he got another MAGA opportunity to babble about how anything American is great because itās American.
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Yeah, itās not like the guy doesnāt personally own multiple restaurants in the area with, uh, chefs and kitchens that can make food for himā¦ but sure, cold fast-food hamburgers are what you serve sports teams when youāre paying.
No, youāre right. In the video he makes a very big deal about how the food heās serving is both VERY AMERICAN and a symbol of the Republicans āpulling togetherā for border security. I really wish someone on staff had thought to get some Taco Bell and put it right up front.
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You know how artificial and gross fast food hamburgers are fresh out of the microwave? Now.picture them sitting either in a steamy hot box or out on a room temperature table for a solid hour.
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Make a run for the border! That would have made a great headline.
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This is the actually the thing that gets me the most. You have a college football team coming in, they practically have their own soundtrack, play their goddamn fight song. Itās already a fucking jazz standard.
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Donāt tell the oompa loompa but American food is almost entirely based on food immigrants brought with them.
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By the way, the Trump Hotel with itās full kitchen and staff is right down the street, he could easily have done professional catering but nope, heās cheap and tasteless and brainless
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Wonāt be long now.
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If Obama was in office and he had to get burgers for guests, we can at least count on him having much better taste in fast food than Donald does
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Hey Russia, if he stops working out for you now you know where to put the Polonium!
