so, Iām being told on the local ABC affiliate in SoFlo, trumpie is calling to address the country at 6:30 EST tonight. going live to piss and moan about losing and how it hurts his fee fees.
just better not cut into my Wheel of Fortune, dogdammit!
also, I believe the turn-of-phrase, coined in 2016 is
āFuck your feelings, you lose, get over it snowflake!ā
The Daily Mash is like the Onion. It is satire not matter how believable.
This was posted in some other thread that I canāt find anymore but deserves a re-post here:
CryBaby
I saw that Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders coming out to try to make arguments that favoured a Trump win. And at this point, you have to think, āWhatās in it for them at this point?ā Especially Conway who claimed to be leaving politics for the sake of family a little while ago. Just remember Trumpās lackeys come out and say, āI hated that guy, I was just trying to keep things togetherā donāt believe it for a second. I swear they are going to say they were under the Imperius curse.*
* Iāve taken to avoiding Harry Potter references but in this case did it intentionally to add a subtle accusation of transphobia to my other comments, which I have explained here, because clearly it is considerably *sub-*subtle.
Thereās a LOT of money to be made by peddling far-right bullshit.
Fascistresume dot com is going to be busy today.
I guess theyāre going to be gunning for spots on TrumpTV ($6.99 a month, everybody!)
Please, oh please let it be a streaming service so I never have to bothered by the short-fingered vulgarian ever again!
It will definitely be a streaming service (though theyāll be suing to force basic cable providers to include it by law).
As far as I know, a channel has to pay the cable company quite a bit of money to appear in basic packages. Lilā Donnie doesnāt pay his bills, so I donāt really see this happening.
The Trump family does not have the skills or the patience to build an institution that could challenge Fox News. They donāt even have the limited media savvy of Sarah Palin.
We can look to prior examples like Newt Gingrich and Glenn Beck in forecasting the fate of Donald Trump when heās finally turfed out. Maybe he can go back to Celebrity Apprentice.
I hope that people are so sick of him that he has to go this route.
All access tv would work.
(No idea of origin)
