Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Liz Cheney pointed out something that’s pretty obvious

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Or Russia. Or North Korea. Or Belarus. Or Iran. Or Syria…

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Hahahaha!

Sorry to everyone already named Donald.

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He’s trying to alleviate his boredom by crashing memorial services now

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That sounds about right, except that doesn’t say he’s trying to alleviate his boredom, does it? He’s trying to alleviate his crushing fear that if nobody is paying attention to him he ceases to exist. I wonder if he’s ever had to listen to his inner monologue before, if he has one.

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This has got to be one of the craziest, most brazen lies Trump has ever told. Writing (not reading, mind you) a book.

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You know, you’re right. The worst punishment for him would not be prison or bankruptcy. It would be putting him into an anechoic chamber. Now, how can we arrange that?

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Infighting between Tromp and Kushner?

Tired No Way GIF by Britannia on EPIX

(Which is a good thing!)

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He made it famous…?
I mean, I suppose some people might’ve heard of it the first time because of him:

:woman_shrugging:t2:

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“I am such an awesome preseident, that they made the date I wanted to have the bestest largest rally a federal holiday!”

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I.e. They know the blowback and boycotts would lose them money

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Also, they know who reads.

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Hahaha what a loser

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And that’s likely not the only city he still owes.

Also, this part:

  • Police Department costs, $380,942.12

So, by not paying I guess he’s saying he’s in favor of defunding the police! /s

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In favor or not, he is literally and actively defunding them right now!

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NYC’s discovery phase should be interesting, like Trump’s deposition under oath.

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