Trump the Chump (Part 1)

I can easily picture him falling down several flights…

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image

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If it’s anything like him trying to walk down stairs, it must be spectacular.

Donald Trump Ramp GIF by GIPHY News

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Rabble rabble pass the snakes.

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Anyone up for some paintball in the vicinity? Not for vandalism, of course.

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I’d rather see some creative adjustment of some of those letters.

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“history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.“

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I think replacing with some actual bible quotes might get them. Romans 3 13-14 seem a fitting caption to that image.

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Yum, snake poison!

Goes really great with snake oil.

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2dTDtIoL2ooQ

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I hadn’t noticed this before, but now, me to the King James Bible translator:

I think the word you’re looking for is “venom.”

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That’s not even what the verse says, surprising no one here, I’m sure… I think a more fitting verse, though, would be Matthew 24:5.

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Rifting on Romans 1:22–23…

The gQp “claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.”

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“creeping things” would be bold text on that billboard, right?

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So, blasphemy is now a right wing value. Good to know.

:man_facepalming:

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“Prosperity Gospel” is heresy on it’s face, so they’ve been at it for a while.

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Funny, I said the same thing in 2017, and yet here we are.

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I gotta say, part of me hopes he does run. It would be a risky play, but I could see that essentially ending the republican party, if there are steps taken to protect the vote. If not, it probably won’t matter. Democracy would quite possibly not survive.

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If he’s not in jail by then, something went very wrong.

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