Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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The Russian bots are busy with the war, they will return shortly.

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Not necessarily…

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He’s bonkers. And probably should be detained or something. This is madness.

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I’m sure he cleared all that first with Daddy Pooty.

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Brilliant! The Russians may be a mite surprised that the US had secretly sold F22’s to China at first, but they’ll totally buy it now that Trump has announced his cunning plan. :woman_shrugging:

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And, of course, the plan only works if you blab about it to anyone and everyone who will listen beforehand.

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So that’s why…

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Not nice.

A plane carrying former president Donald Trump suffered engine failure late Saturday evening over the Gulf of Mexico, forcing the pilot to make an emergency landing in New Orleans shortly after taking off from the city.

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Better luck next time.

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To help with repairs, he’s begging his supporters for money.

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Sounds vaguely familiar but I just can’t put my finger on it…

Grifters both of them.

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Wanna bet he skimped on maintenance?

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A guy who says he’s worth $10 Billion can’t afford to repair his jet?

There’s always Greyhound, Donnie.

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If he’s really got his heart set on air travel, there’s another idea:

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LOL

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Trump really goes out of his way to show his supporters how much he appreciates their loyalty to giving him money /s

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