Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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“Here in Anatevka America, we have traditions for everything.”

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Gotta update the disinformation since it looks bad for Donnie.

It was all Rudy’s fault!

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https://archive.ph/jQCtm

FBI agents who searched former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home Monday removed 11 sets of classified documents, including some marked as top secret and meant to be only available in special government facilities, according to documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation agents took around 20 boxes of items, binders of photos, a handwritten note and the executive grant of clemency for Mr. Trump’s ally Roger Stone, a list of items removed from the property shows. Also included in the list was information about the “President of France,” according to the three-page list. The list is contained in a seven-page document that also includes the warrant to search the premises which was granted by a federal magistrate judge in Florida.

The list includes references to one set of documents marked as “Various classified/TS/SCI documents,” an abbreviation that refers to top-secret/sensitive compartmented information. It also says agents collected four sets of top secret documents, three sets of secret documents, and three sets of confidential documents. The list didn’t provide any more details about the substance of the documents.

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Via CNN: “The search warrant for Mar-a-Lago identifies three federal crimes that the Justice Department is looking at as part of its investigation: violations of the Espionage Act, obstruction of justice and criminal handling of government records, according to The New York Times. “

Book’em Dano

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Probably important.

The search warrant for Trump’s residence cited three criminal laws, all from Title 18 of the United States Code. Section 793, better known as the Espionage Act, which covers the unlawful retention of defense-related information that could harm the United States or aid a foreign adversary; Section 1519, which covers destroying or concealing documents to obstruct government investigations or administrative proceedings; and Section 2071, which covers the unlawful removal of government records. Notably, none of those laws turn on whether information was deemed to be unclassified.

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No, 5 of the people occupying positions on the Supreme Court would allow Trump to “keep and bear” nuclear documents by defining them as “arms” as that term is used in the text of the 2nd Amendment.

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ETA:

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How much you want to bet that there are going to be some foreign agents’ fingerprints on those documents? China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, …? Or did they have enough presence of mind to wear gloves while handling them?

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That gave me a smile, so thanks.

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I’m willing to overlook the equating here of librarians with farts.

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Here’s an artist’s rendition of one of the Librarians involved.

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Don’t mess with his books, or else …

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