Trump the Chump (Part 1)

With the caveat that he never looks great (whatever he might say) . . . he’s been looking terrible. Like he doesn’t have time to go get his hair done anymore. It fills me with glee.

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Do not give @beschizza ideas!

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I suppose it depends on what you want it to accomplish. “I torture people to feel powerful, and it works every time!”

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Every time I hear Trump refer to himself in the third person, it reminds me of this:

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Not that I’d dare accuse him of cashing-in…

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It’s more like cashing-out than cashing-in, investing in the beginning of the end: “Trump Hotels: The hotel at the end of the world!” I give it a month until Trump hotels starts investing in fallout shelters.

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Transcript:

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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/825030464037593091

https://twitter.com/danaschwartzzz/status/825038868936347651

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I can’t say he didn’t, but those are plainly not the same photograph. The one on the left was taken by someone standing to the left of the one on the right. (look at angle of obama’s face, the part of the saluting gentleman that is covered by Trump)

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#fakenews!

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Especially people whose dads were like, really into the kkk.

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This is a right wing canard. Every protest movement from Occupy Wall Street to Black Lives Matter is just a bunch of fake, paid protesters being funded by boogeyman George Soros.

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Also made him appear slightly taller, instead of shorter, than Obama.

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If this past week is any indication, I’d say he’s right.

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http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/316570-trump-wanted-to-get-rid-of-the-electoral-college-but-mcconnell

During a meeting with congressional leadership this week, Trump said he was interested in using a national popular vote to determine the presidency, sources who attended the meting told the Journal.

McConnell urged Trump not to do so,

I’d have loved to have seen McConnell’s face when Trump suggested that.

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Why not. Trump totally won the popular vote after you throw out all those fraudulent votes after all.

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