Trump the Chump (Part 2)

The one box buries the lede. That’s 8 better than the best in the LIV tournament.

Well, I guess with the physique matching that of world class athletes, it should be easy for him /s

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He’s still not as good as the worlds best ever golfer…

Kim shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life, according to North Korean state media. This was in 1994, when Kim was 52 years old. Even more impressive, Kim stood just 5-foot-3, yet he was able to overpower a course as long as any ever played in major championship history

/s

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He missed his calling. He definitely should have become a professional golfer instead of going into politics.

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He’s a senior now too, imagine how great he was in his prime

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The wonder is not that he would make that claim. The wonder is that a fair chunck of his constituents, in believing the claim, see his feat as verification of his health, vitality, and worthiness for the presidency.

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Whats that about a fool and his money being easily parted?

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Correct. The proper way to settle things like presidencies is a limbo contest. Kingston rules. Two men go down, one comes up.

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He then added, "I wouldn’t want to be in Europe

Don’t worry, Europe doesn’t want you here either

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Is that what they mean when they call it a prison tattoo?

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Mama Tried.

Earwig for the day. You’re welcome. :smile:

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IF YOUR TIME IS SHORT

  • Trump’s own advisers, federal and state officials, and judges nationwide found no widespread fraud in the 2020 election.
  • The Constitution allows the suspension of a prisoner’s right to challenge their detention, but only in cases of rebellions or invasions. That’s the closest scenario to a “termination” of Constitution rules.
  • But there is no mechanism for the “termination” of constitutional rules because of undesired election results.
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A handful of firms associated with Trump made a last-ditch effort to hide documents that detailed the way they unwittingly became part of the Trump Organization’s alleged scheme to inflate assets.

Unwittingly. Right…

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Down with the OPM

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From an April, 2023 NY Attorney General interview:

CHRISTOPHER M. KISE:
(Trump Lawyer)

We’re going to be here until midnight if you keep asking questions that are all over the map.

WALLACE:
(Lawyer for Attorney Gen.)

Chris, we’re going to be here until midnight if your client answers every question with an eight-minute speech. So let’s get down to business.

Everything that asshole does is to delay. Everything.

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Trump Claims He Shot 67

And the Cow Jumped Over the Moon

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… “Orange Phaced Man” maybe :confused:

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