Trump the Chump (Part 1)

How about rooting for the decline of “world powers” as a thing?

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Insert ‘Russian’ comrade.

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A see-through border can’t stop a flying heroine. If anything, flying heroines use see-through objects to facilitate border crossings.

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Sad.

The man has a black soul.

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I think he’s just listening to a different tune in his own head.

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Or perhaps: "Donny! STOP masturbating!"

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Wow. Not many boys model their hair after Mum’s.

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FTFY. :wink:    

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Well, I do think the only thing he wanted in life was for his dad to love him, so…

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Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and for the rest of your life.

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Make America Eventually Get Something Done

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Make Advertisements Great Again–just add Trump!

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Surely he’d appreciate Daft Punk more if he had a black soul, looking at what comes up here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XaqDcg8KEo

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He was probably just upset because he learned Daft Punk were French.

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King of the Bullshitters.

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The President doesn’t play X-dimensional chess. He doesn’t even play chess. He doesn’t even play Chutes and Ladders. He’s just a bald-faced pathological liar.

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Trump to his credit does a great impersonation of a pliers.

Must be all the pussy grabbing.

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Last I checked, Congress doesn’t work for the president, and it’s not their job to “protect the president.”

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