This would be funny if it were not so terrifying.
Colbert’s joke was: “I’ve spoken to the Russian lovelies in that video and they assure me their pee-pee was taken entirely out of context.”
It’s a day ending in y, of course we know Trump is lying about something.
Seth Myers had a nice one the other night, something to the effect of:
“trump was sure he had a perfect SAT score because he filled in all the little boxes!”
Well, I can only hope that he doesn’t pay, and as a result won’t be able to enter the country for a while.
No real surprises, maybe that people are surprised, but …
Some congresscritter should introduce a resolution to revoke Fox News’s broadcasting license.
What a snowflake…
I had to actually check to make sure this wasn’t out of context because it was too crazy, but I should have realized I just want reality to make more sense than it does.
Living in the real world sucks. I like your version better.
I’d love to see Obama or maybe the Clinton family invite the teams that Trump “treated” to fast food to a nice celebratory dinner, just to see Trump’s head explode at the news coverage.
He should have invited Kim to a pajama party to watch Cohen. They could have had snacks and bonded together. “You mean you can’t just have him poisoned or shot? No way!”
This is why we can’t have men in positions power. What if they have do so some important nuclear negotiation and they’re all emotional?
US flag in ass … yep, that’s him alright.
I realize he wrote this before he started vying for the job, but this turn of phrase is sort of self-excluding.