This would be funny if it were not so terrifying.
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Colbertâs joke was: âIâve spoken to the Russian lovelies in that video and they assure me their pee-pee was taken entirely out of context.â
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Itâs a day ending in y, of course we know Trump is lying about something.
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/s
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Seth Myers had a nice one the other night, something to the effect of:
âtrump was sure he had a perfect SAT score because he filled in all the little boxes!â
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More winning.
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Well, I can only hope that he doesnât pay, and as a result wonât be able to enter the country for a while.
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No real surprises, maybe that people are surprised, but âŚ
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Some congresscritter should introduce a resolution to revoke Fox Newsâs broadcasting license.
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What a snowflakeâŚ
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I had to actually check to make sure this wasnât out of context because it was too crazy, but I should have realized I just want reality to make more sense than it does.
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Living in the real world sucks. I like your version better.
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Iâd love to see Obama or maybe the Clinton family invite the teams that Trump âtreatedâ to fast food to a nice celebratory dinner, just to see Trumpâs head explode at the news coverage.
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He should have invited Kim to a pajama party to watch Cohen. They could have had snacks and bonded together. âYou mean you canât just have him poisoned or shot? No way!â
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This is why we canât have men in positions power. What if they have do so some important nuclear negotiation and theyâre all emotional?
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US flag in ass ⌠yep, thatâs him alright.
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I realize he wrote this before he started vying for the job, but this turn of phrase is sort of self-excluding.
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