Trump the Chump

#1910

This would be funny if it were not so terrifying.

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#1911

Colbert’s joke was: “I’ve spoken to the Russian lovelies in that video and they assure me their pee-pee was taken entirely out of context.”

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#1912

It’s a day ending in y, of course we know Trump is lying about something.

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#1913
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#1914

/s

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#1915

Seth Myers had a nice one the other night, something to the effect of:

“trump was sure he had a perfect SAT score because he filled in all the little boxes!”

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#1916

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#1917

More winning.

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#1918

Well, I can only hope that he doesn’t pay, and as a result won’t be able to enter the country for a while.

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#1919

No real surprises, maybe that people are surprised, but …

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#1921

Some congresscritter should introduce a resolution to revoke Fox News’s broadcasting license.

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#1922

What a snowflake…

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#1923

I had to actually check to make sure this wasn’t out of context because it was too crazy, but I should have realized I just want reality to make more sense than it does.

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#1924

Living in the real world sucks. I like your version better.

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#1925

I’d love to see Obama or maybe the Clinton family invite the teams that Trump “treated” to fast food to a nice celebratory dinner, just to see Trump’s head explode at the news coverage.

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#1926

He should have invited Kim to a pajama party to watch Cohen. They could have had snacks and bonded together. “You mean you can’t just have him poisoned or shot? No way!”

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#1927

This is why we can’t have men in positions power. What if they have do so some important nuclear negotiation and they’re all emotional?

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#1929

US flag in ass … yep, that’s him alright.

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#1930

I realize he wrote this before he started vying for the job, but this turn of phrase is sort of self-excluding.

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