Trump to states: 'Respirators, ventilators, all of the equipment — try getting it yourselves'

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Seriously, colonists. It was nice to know you.

Tip for the hopeful survivors: if there is a “next time”, maybe don’t give money absolute priority over humanity and life in general.

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The steps are:

  1. All GOP senators die in a tragic blimp accident.
    That’s pretty much it.
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arguably less stupid than all the people at disneyworld last night

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better advice here - lets all try getting a new President Sanders, ourselves.

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When people talk about the streets being empty because of the lockdown and isolation, that movie is one of the ones I though of.

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There. I fixed that for you

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Send them all to Mar-a-Lago and bar the doors so they can’t get out. That should take care of the problem in about 14 days.

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Afghanistan has a president going spare

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The Democrats already went through those steps but couldn’t find a willing dance partner.

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Seriously, China is going to get hearts and minds. Now that they’re on the enforced recovery path, they can save the world through excess enforced labor. It’ll be an interesting time watching the conflicted emotions as we accept their help, because what choice do we have?

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More accurately, China sells essential coronavirus supplies to Italy.

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“You are invited to a Masque at the castellated abbey of Prince Prospero.”

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Dead

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Is this the Libertarianism you wanted?

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If Trump was a leader he’d be inviting ventilator manufacturers to scale up production. Get some engineers to agree what is the most basic yet functional ventilator on the market, then invite or legislate mandatory licensing of the design to other manufacturers. This Coronavirus crisis is going to run 12-18 months until we get a vaccine. If it takes 6 months to mass produce a ventilator it’s still worth doing.

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Is this how it started in the Hunger Games?

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Nothing short of revolution would be able to do anything to remove trump at this point in time.

There is nobody empowered to remove him who would ever be inclined to do so even if he turned on every last person in his admin.

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