Trump tweets imaginary law that doesn't exist to threaten protesters

He’s raped, stolen, lied, threatened people’s lives. That’s the stuff we know about, he’s likely done worse. This is one of his many trial balloons to see how much of a dictator he can be. He knows there’s no such law, but if he can grab a bit more power, there’s nothing stopping him from making his own laws.

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What does he care? He’s above the law (despite what EVERYONE says), for the time being.

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So does a very tired hamster on a rusty wheel.

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And the second he’s not (which I still find presidential immunity as bullshit) I hope he’s hit with an endless, unstoppable juggernaut of a barrage of lawsuits that no amount of money can pay enough lawyers for defense against.

I also hope that after Biden wins, he publicly shames Trump on his last day in office- saying on live television to “Get the fuck out out my whitehouse you orange bastard”. A crippling punch to the face would work well too, as he’d become the only person legally shielded from consequences for doing so. I wish everyone in America could line up for that pleasure, Trump has earned it

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The US Government values a human life at between five and ten million dollars (when it is not busy taking them), so why are they so upset about a measly 50K?

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He went on to say any violators will be placed on double secret probation.

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He’s gone full fascist for a while now. There is no bottom to his depravity, clearly.

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What a fucking ape. Got all the intellect, charm and good looks of a 75 year old monkey.

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Old monkeys are chill tho.

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Flipside: I’d rather we’d had a statue instead for president these last few years; causes no damage.

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He actually referred to the same thing on June 30, except inverting the name.

He’s probably talking about his June 26 executive order, given the 10-year thing.

Which kind of crystallizes the question even further: does our President really not know the difference between a Act that made it through Congress and an Executive Order? Does he literally think he can just executive-order stuff into actual law?

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$5,000 according to the original leaked documents. Hell, even at $50,000 a few hundred goons for a month and a half and counting? It won’t even cover their bar bill let alone their dry cleaning.

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“When somebody is president of the United States, the authority is total”

Yes. He literally believes that. He thinks he’s an absolute monarch. Which is why he gets so angry with Congress, the “deep state” and voters. Because if they block something he wants to do it must be illegitimate rather than a constitutional check.

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Technically speaking. Actually the cordyceps-powered maggots keep it moving in a sluggish parody of life.

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I mean I’m not American but even if I was I wouldn’t wanna touch that!

Imagine the greasy orange stains on your knuckles!

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Not just in America, I’m pretty confident in saying that. I’m not much given to physical violence, but there are some people who I’d happily punch in the face; Trump, Piers Morgan…

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Didn’t take long.

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I’m surprised he didn’t threaten the death penalty-he must be losing his nerve.

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as an imaginary lawyer , i recommend pre-paid " get out of jail free " cards , available now in the parking lot of your local bodega !
wear them , carry them , trade them with your friends !!

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