Pigs, dude.
Yeppers.
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I hear that.
Brick Top : You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol : Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top : And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Vinny : Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
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It’s a tough call- my experience with Bizarro is limited to his original run. That incarnation tended to be sort of goofy, more confused than was evil, or at least that’s my memory of it. So I think it has to be Mirror Mirror Grover. If you look at the pictures below where Bad Grover is blatantly trying to cash in on goodwill towards Good Grover, you can even see a hint of a goatee.
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Vote for the rich. The rich will set you free.
Hugging the dead? Naa, not really but thanks.
Liked for the dog and the Les Paul. 
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Give the gift that keeps on giving - deficits are forever.
So, I invest in a stock, get dividends on that stock while I own it, and when I do sell it I pay the low ~15% capital gains tax (not the 39% tax on ordinary income), plus, now I get these cool, new cost-of-living-adjustments on the capital I invested.
I just love being super-wealthy.
You losers and takers should try this!
Agreed, but the way I see it, the wealthy are in a better position to pay those taxes than the working class people who haven’t seen a pay raise in 10 or more years. If you want the tax bill paid, have the people who can afford to pay it do so.
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that’s were the issue is for me. You want to use inflation to calculate one thing…use it to calculate ALL things then. Because those years where cost of living increased but You only got a 1% raise because the market was bad or something is bullshit.
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