that’s my thought here… Tomi wanted his autograph on her tweet. it’s hard to autograph a website so she printed it (and probably removed any negative tweets from that printout). Unless someone else has evidence to the contrary, I’m not sure this particular image indicates that he regularly has someone print his twitter for him.
The fact that he can ONLY string coherent sentences together when reading from a teleprompter is pretty good evidence.
If this… is to be believed, White House staff… are printing out tweets… for him to read
No. I absolutely do not believe it.
Well, I believe the “printing out tweets” part, just not the “trump being able to read” part.
This is totally an impeachable offense!
I thought about something similar recently.
Printing on Cafeshops a book of just Trump tweets with an addendum of deleted tweets.
And then selling it to suckers. Not even saying proceeds would go to reelection, but listing the author as a “Trump 2020 Llc.” Registered as a for-profit company.
The hard copies work as porn for Trump. More powerful than Viagra.
He dots his uppercase I, who would have thought?
Your tax dollars at work!
Well, yes. But where did it come from in the first place? The title there on the paper suggests it was put together for Trump, to show positive reactions to him on Twitter, as a kind of “briefing,” if briefings were just ego stroking.
It came from whoever wanted him to sign a wall-worthy excerpt of tweets? Maybe Toni? Maybe someone on his staff? I’ve got some politician family members. Their walls are all covered with analogous mementos. It’s obviously not a briefing for him - it contains way too many words per page for his feeble mind to comprehend.
He’s a fucking travesty who’s destroying our democracy and I’m kinda done with this since it’s way too close to defending him. Which I definitely do not intend to do. Because he’s awful. As a president, and as a human being.
He’s not the so-called “President”. He’s the actual President of the USA. That’s even more ridiculous.
I like his handwriting, though.
Applying the latest scientific advances in the totally real science of Graphology*, I surmise that this signature is made by the very best sort of people, and totally not an ego-maniacal sex pest with tiny hands.
*It is an -ology, and so is scientific; like Astrology and Phrenology.
Wait…Chuck Woolery!!! Un-Fuck that guy…
Woolery is a Christian who volunteers in ministry. Woolery has been married four times, and has at least five children
I am pretty sure that you are wrong. Trump is incapable of doing anything by himself, except PERHAPS for bodily functions.
good point - you’re probably right
But remember that the only way they could get him to read the bullet points in his briefings was to have his name in them. So one sparse page of tweets, all about how great he is seems exactly like the (maximum amount of) text Trump would read.
If it was just created as something to sign, why not just have the one relevant tweet, why have the context headline at the top? No, the headline on the top of the page suggests to me it was put together by his staff, not just as something to sign, but as an “informational” page, the current White House version of a “briefing” - worthless text that exists as pure ego stroking to soothe an increasingly deranged Trump.
Increasingly, when something seems like a defense of Trump, that’s a good indicator it’s not the case. (Or it’s partially true, but only in a way that makes the reality worse.) Because Trump and his administration were always bad, but they’re so off the rails now that if you assume the worst, it usually fails to encompass the full horror of the truth.
A new tome has been added to the Mythos Library. More sanity shattering than even the Necronomicon; it is called, “Trump: The White House Years Strange Aeons.”
After Trump got elected, I kept thinking of the direction Charles Stross’s “Laundry” series went in after the UK government was taken over by eldritch horrors. It felt incredibly familiar.
