That guy looks like a “99 Crimes” wine label.
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“microwaved his device”
That musta hurt!
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Since when has a fancy education ever stopped people from making questionable decisions? My wife has a PhD in geophysics from Harvard and she still married me.
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If only for getting it in there and closing the door…
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Using their credit card. And giving their passport number to the online booking agent.
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dood, there are some knutty scientists out there. Not all crazy in this way, but yeah.
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Ah…but the Fair Taxers have an answer to this. It’s called the “prebate” or pre-rebate. It’s basically a cash payment made in advance to ‘pre-imburse’ low income and poor for their anticipated consumption taxes based on how far they are below the poverty level. Proponents claim this turns the regressive tax into a progressive tax somehow. How this can be anything but a bass-ackwards national welfare system is lost on them apparently.
Oh, and the poor can actually make money by shopping secondhand or at thrift stores as the tax only applies to “new” purchases. How downright noblesse oblige of them to allow us simple folks to pick through the richers hand me downs.
To a Libertarian, this kind of scheme is like catnip.
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If YouTube has taught me only one thing, it’s that some judges don’t like it when a convicted felon smiles during sentencing.
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I suspect that our gentleman here is going to learn that the funny thing about destruction of evidence is that you have to get all of it; otherwise you are just handing the feds some combination of laughably easy charges and sentencing enhancements for the more serious ones.
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Spot on mate
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totally. it bounces the rays up and out of your phone, back to the cell phone towers, and from there out into the cloud. basically, it erases your entire existence from all databases everywhere. and if you’ve got 5g, it even works for services that are offline. ( parlar? parloure? paler? well. you know. )
little johnny drop tables has nothing on microwave ovens.
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When does it take out the jewish space lasers, though? Enquiring minds want to know. /s
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Well that escalated quickly.
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Trump lied to him? Say it ain’t so Joe!
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actually it can’t. jewish space lasers are a part of the vast active living intelligence system and operate primarily on the spiritual battleground. they are timeless and without bound*.
(*) well, except for the laser** beam itself of course. that’s bound by the speed of light.
(**) einstein was the first person to suggest the stimulated emission of light… so, all lasers are jewish by definition, i guess.
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Depends on how big a fire you start. 
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“The epitome of a flight risk.”
I need that on a t-shirt, yesterday.
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Mommie: “Jeffry, what did you do?!”
Jeffry: “Donnie told me to!”
Mommie: “But you are the one who did it, not Donnie”
Jeffry: “But it’s Donnie’s fault that I did it!”
Mommie: “Did Donnie make you do it?”
Jeffry: “He LIED to me!”
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A parting gift to our big losers from our big loser.
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It’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove.”
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