Trump's J6 legal defense: he never swore to support the Constitution, despite taking an oath to protect it

DAMN I love that Cookie Monster mashup. This has been one of my favorite things on YouTube for years.

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Same, dahling, very same!

I can sing it just like him, too. XD

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Which is why their next “argument” will be be along the lines of “Ah, but he didn’t do [bad thing] while he sat at his desk in the Oval Office - he was at Mar-a-Largo at the time! Checkmate!”.

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Just wondering, has anyone ever seen Tom Waits and Cookie Monster at the same time?

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There’s his out. He has no ability to do better. QED

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Gott hat sich erschossen
ein Dachgeschoß wird ausgebaut

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I can see how that would expand an attic.

Saw EN at a great, smallish venue in '86. Ausgezeichnet!

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I live in that attic expansion.

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And there’s fringe on the flag in her courtroom…

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Yeah, this is Sovereign Citizen level bullshit, here!

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Law and Order.

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Fer that shitty little ’spiracy with the fringe on the flag!

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Well no, although they can’t be the same person because Cookie Monster would definitely wait for a delivery guy bringing cookies, but I heard Tom Waits for no man.

Then again, I also heard that Tom flies when you’re having fun - but somebody, somewhere is always having fun and Mr Waits isn’t constantly hovering above the ground so that can’t be true.

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Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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tom waits singer GIF

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