Originally published at: Trump's new election cheat: simply ask God to "anoint" him (video) - Boing Boing
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Is he attempting to become the first antipresident?
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He already was that thing.
Now he wants to be it again.
Why, you ask?
Beats me.
It was his first job.
I’ve had jobs, I can’t imagine wanting another one.
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Trump wants God to give him a job.
How about we pray for God to MTJI: Make Trump Job Instead!
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Can we just… overwhelmingly vote for Harris and finally be done with this jackass. I know that if Harris wins, they’ll be weirdness and attempts to over turn her victory, probably violence, but if he loses by a large enough and undeniable margin, then he will be out, the various cases with him can go forward, and we can get some accountability and start putting this chapter behind us and fix our system so this is far less likely to happen again… I’m so sick of this shit.
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I can think of some oils with whom merkin von bankrupt should be anointed.
Can it be purchased by the tanker truck-load, one can’t help but wonder…?
The bigger bottle’s a better idea, tho I love that dragon on the small one.
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Hey now, some of his kids don’t deserve that.
It’d definitely make a certain Andrew Lloyd Webber musical more entertaining…
Oily Josh, Oily Josh
Who are you? Why have you gotten all greasified?
Oily Josh, Superstar
Are you as slippery as they say you are?..
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A bubbling cauldron of oil waits, perched between the castle parapets.
Come and get anointed, Donald!
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Tell him it’s got french fries in it.
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I assume that now TFG has been ‘anointed’ there’s no reason for Republicans to vote - something, something ‘ineffable plan’.
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Wasn’t it John Ashcroft, George W’s USAG, who had himself anointed when he became a senator? According to his own memoir, they had none of the ritual oils with which the kings and priests of Israel – he apparently considered himself their modern equivalent – were ritually anointed, so his friends dribbled Crisco on him.
I assume that both the absurdity and the hubris of the situation entirely escaped him.
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2001 was probably too early to buy a bottle of this on Amazon.
Even a bottle of the cheapest olive oil from Walmart would have been more authentic than Crisco.
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I know just the oil. It even comes in a 50 gallon drum
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Crisco works for that too
According to Drew Sawyer, in the 1970s, cans of Crisco were “…so synonymous with gay sex (it was widely used as a lubricant by gay men who engaged in fisting) that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.” As a DJ booth, the club Crisco Disco constructed a giant, mock vintage can of Crisco
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while i understand that anoint necessarily involves oils, but may i suggest anoither type of “anointment”? like a talismanic piss jar of rusty nails, broken glass, razor blades and urine lobbed upside his head like a cement milkshake?
splendid optics.
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Someone has to clean them up.
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