Trump's sons' high school nicknames were "stank" and "choad"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/30/trumps-sons-high-school-nicknames-were-stank-and-choad.html

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Well they sound, act and look like those names totally fit them. So do these two guys too

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I hope that the next time SNL rolls these characters out that they refer to them as “Stank” and “Choad”.

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I worked with some guys from India. They would often call each other “Mother Choad” meaning Mother F$*#er.

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It’s an honest to god actual dilemma as to which one has the more punchable face. They’re both going to look great in orange prison outifts though.

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Eric looks like a choad and one of a few mouth breathers who went to my HS.

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This is more information that I didn’t need. It would be better to let them fade into insignificance without ever mentioning them again.

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What an honour to be in the ranks with the long list of nicknames his father has accrued over the years.

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Their nicknames are possibly the least offensive thing about them.

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Not Beavis and Butt-head?

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Was Don Jr. auditioning for the part of Lord Farquaad or something?

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Looking forward to Contemplating the president Choad era. :dizzy_face:

You know how when you’re a kid, you’d sometimes try to show kindness to the schlubby bullying-magnet type of kid, but then in some cases you just end up thinking “man, I can see why people are compelled to bully you”, and then you resent them for making you feel that?

These Turmp sons are the only people I can think of who make me experience that as an adult.

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As someone who was bullied, I didn’t deserve that shit, even if I was ugly and awkward. No one does. The problem is always with the bully, not the person being bullied.

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You were likely neither.

Some people are just broken assholes looking to punch down.

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They look like the two second tier bullies who back up the main bully in every film about a private school.

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