Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/31/tsa-confiscated-this-toilet-pa.html
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I have so many questions…
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Real shit-fer-brains moment, there.
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“stop or I’ll shit”
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I’ve dropped a few shit grenades in my time, but never a bullet
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But it’s not shaped like a gun. It’s styled like a gun. But there’s no gun that shape.
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For once I have to side with the TSA.
It looks like something you’d find at Hobby Lobby.
Bleh. I can only hope someone saw this and thought it would be a good gag gift and weren’t seriously excited to go home and install this.
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Guns shaped like toilet paper rollers are fine though.
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For when you wanna shoot the shit, I suppose.
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Classy. Perfect gift for the uncle who already has a Big Mouth Billy Bass.
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Ceci n’est pas une pistolet.
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You “unload” it when you’re done with “unloading” yourself.
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I remember a friend once went flying with a paperweight that looked exactly like a hand grenade in his check-in luggage. But this was pre-9/11, so it went roughly like this:
“Hey, is this a hand grenade in your luggage?”
“No.”
“Okay, cool.”
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Really? Because I had a cigar punch that looked like a .44mag bullet but as clearly a cigar punch on a key ring and they made me check it. But they allowed me to carry my pocket knife, as it was under 3". This was pre 9/11.
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I feel safer already
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Not sure which is the worst:
- That this thing exists
- That TSA confiscated it, as though it posed any actual danger
- That the person carrying it didn’t foresee this happening
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Of course there is. And its obviously a Browning.
Say…did you just see that cloud? The one that looks like a horsey?
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Wait, where is the annoying person who says:
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a toilet paper roller shaped like a gun is a good guy with a toilet paper roller shaped like a gun
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Oh wait, that’s me, ugggh
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I think its:
- The TSA confiscates 4000 real guns a year.
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