Originally published at: Tucker Carlson already has job offers — from Russia state TV | Boing Boing
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Because he’s always been so scared of mocking Biden.
I know Tucker wants the world to be like Putin’s Russia for everyone else, but I wonder if he doesn’t understand that actually working there could have real consequences if he displeased the boss.
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Displease Rupert… Fired!
Displease Putin… Shots Fired!
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Excellent news! I wish you godspeed, Frozen Dinner Man.
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Live, from a fake workshop in Novosibirsk…
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As @FGD135 posted, that second statement should be “Displease Putin … Fired out a window!”
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Anything so trump-like hates trump (and apparently tuck-off does); so there’s at least some fear that he’ll be trump-like enough to decide for the presidential run scam-o-thon. And while we’d all love to presume that he’s such a flaming pile of hateful offal he’d have no chance; yet there remains the ghastly electoral college to worry about. (i’ve got a nasty third cousin in Wyoming who regularly dances the “My vote is worth three of yours!!” dance) -sigh-
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Displease Putin: Poison or Hotel window!
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About 20% of Hungarians speak English. Orban could force feed them Rosetta Stone instead of subtitles.
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I hear Tfucker is considering the deal, dependent on a ground-floor studio.
Maybe just rumours.
(but then that’s his specialty)
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He’s been paid by these people for years, just not publicly.
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There seems to be more variety than that.
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Testicle tanning accident?
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Maybe he could jump up after scalding himself on a tanning bed, fall out of a window and land on some poison?
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Considering Carlson’s expressed displeasure with Fox management for “destroying our credibility”, I’m certain that – knowing what Russian state TV would require of him – he will pass on their job offer. /s
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Wasn’t he already on the payroll, or was it just contract work?
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If ol’ Tuck doesn’t work out for RT, he can try for a desk presenter job here:
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