Turkey terrorizing college campus

It’s that obvious? (re-re-reads her post) Oh. Yes. I have trouble with tenses. Thank you.

“Do you know how much damage my bulldozer would sustain if I drove it over you, Mister Arthur Dent?”
“I don’t know. How much?”
“None at all.”

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So here’s the solution, obviously a turkey is terrorizing people and it hasn’t been maced or shot by a cop yet. Turkey costumes for everyone. We’ve found law enforcement’s kryptonite!!

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