Twitter is auctioning off its espresso machines, office chairs, and memorabilia

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If he called them Twitcoins he’d probably accidentally ending up making another few billion dollars like Dogecoin did.

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“pump and dump” is never an accident

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I have a feeling that his days of ‘do some random shit, make billions’ are numbered.

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Maybe Musk thinks that people who hate pre-Musk Twitter as much as he does will pay serious money for the thrill of hate-owning a genuine Twitter espresso machine. It’s like looting a dictator’s palace, except that the loot isn’t free.

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All perfectly normal biz operations here. What’s the point of having all this clutter when you’ve lost a ton of staff and ended company lunch benefits. You’ll know it’s dire when they start raffling off the server racks. (The sarcasm ought to translate but if not /s)

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Pump and Dump sounds like a particularly terrible petrol station.

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Pretty sure that is just a photo of a converted Twitter conference room now

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Doubles as a term for workers as well.

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Or porno.

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Right up there with the American gas station chain “Kum and Go”, but slightly grosser

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The Boy Wonder’s lawyers must have visions of billables dancing in their heads.

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To be fully Muskovite, that would itself put the company in legal jeopardy, as real milk crates are technically the property of the dairy…

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I like the lounge chairs.

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