I genuinely wonder what he would do if the outage lasted more than a day
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Ooh, fingers crossed!
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It wouldn’t bother me a bit because I have never seen a reason to use Twitter.
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I’m doing that and wishing really hard for Fruit Bowls to go next! 
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And for those of us without Twitter accounts, life continued uninterrupted.
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I like my actual fruit bowl more now I put the bananas in upside down.
Just look at them, they look so friendly, like little yellow seals!
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I don’t have an account on either site, yet they are both the bane of my existence, having made so many people so much stupider…
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What will kids do for fun now? 
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Looks like the twitter ops guys picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.
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They take down the probably bullshit report on Hunter Biden and suddenly the whole service goes down. Is someone angry at Twitter for cutting off their October Surprise at the knees?
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Twitter is back now.
Yay.
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As ever… 
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Surely “worldwide outrage broken” would have been more succinct
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I believe that it is Dirk Gently’s sofa that it stuck on the landing.
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“Eddie’s in the space-time continuum”? That’s a nice way to put it; however, I fear, the truth is rather less, Astronomic, and rather more, Gastronomic!
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Yep. Just Cambridge Analytics checking out some new software before the election. Nothing to get excited about, folks. Move along.
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