Pfffttt. Dumdum, there is no conspiracy: everybody knows DRYERS shrink your clothes. Thats why your gear gets tighter, shrinkage. Duh.
Right?
Right…?
waddles off to the fridge to “think”
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If he wants a nice conspiracy theory about clothes, I have one of my own: smartphone manufacturers conspired with clothes designers to have breast pockets disappear from shirts so that there’s one less convenient place to put your phone in, resulting in more sales to replace lost/broken/stolen phones.
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I don’t really have a meaningful reply, I just wanted to share this amusing alignment of pictures that makes it look like Bill O’Reilly is brushing himself for lint…
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Sad way for BO-R to stay relevant, or perhaps propping ones self up as a virtual punching bag can really qualify as a life.
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