Two people drowned in river baptisms

[strangefriendbb]

[knoxblox]

But they were drownded, not turnt into horny-toads.

[Mister44]

But they were Sirens who are known to lure men to their deaths by drowning.

[Slant]

Actually, does it count if you never came back up?? Did they ever really complete the process? See! Might be a technical glitch there.

[beep54orama]

I generally prefer to go on the slip’n’slide on my tummy.

[knoxblox]

That’s like mega-church territory, the kind with live bands. The Slip-N-Slide starts at the pulpit, and takes you right on out the door to the river, ending with a ramp.*

*This would have worked great at our church. We were right next to the Arkansas River.

[anon85905360]

Baptism AND ascension to the afterlife in one session, how’s that for a twofer.

[stinkinbadgers]

First thought I had was that Sister Mary Ignatius would approve.