But they were drownded, not turnt into horny-toads.
But they were Sirens who are known to lure men to their deaths by drowning.
Actually, does it count if you never came back up?? Did they ever really complete the process? See! Might be a technical glitch there.
I generally prefer to go on the slip’n’slide on my tummy.
That’s like mega-church territory, the kind with live bands. The Slip-N-Slide starts at the pulpit, and takes you right on out the door to the river, ending with a ramp.*
*This would have worked great at our church. We were right next to the Arkansas River.
Baptism AND ascension to the afterlife in one session, how’s that for a twofer.
First thought I had was that Sister Mary Ignatius would approve.
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