U.S. Strategic Command tweets nuclear war joke on New Year's Eve

Of course not. But the US population will forget its importance if they aren’t periodically reminded. If that happens, funding for necessary defense becomes harder to secure.

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Hey, benevolent aliens! Over here! Surely we’re ready for Contact or Uplift or something? Some of us?

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Pro-tip: if you don’t understand the byzantine org structure of the US military, no judgement, but don’t warsplain to a journalist who probably does.

A) Nuclear weapons are exactly what “something much, much bigger” refers to.

B) The strategic in United States Strategic Command refers to strategic deterrence, as in the nuke command.

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i cant get over peace is our profession. I thought that was something sarcastic made up for the movies, did not realize it is real.

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The US spends more on military/defense than the next seven nations combined. Reminding the US population about the importance of funding defense is like reminding Tammy Faye Bakker about the importance of using eye shadow.

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Nuclear holocaust really isn’t a joking topic, especially from the folks who have a near-exclusive capability of bringing it about.

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With the military-industrial complex owning the legislature?
Yeah, right.

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Oh my word, I just googled her. Hey, @FGD135, I just found one of those lifelong images :scream:

We can still mock tv Evangelicals, right…?

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I saw her while snorkeling, once:

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Close, but nah, that’s a warm fish.

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Looks like the tweet has been removed.

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It’s our sacred duty. Thank you for doing your part.

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Even Tammy Faye wasn’t above making fun of Tammy Faye’s makeup. She even did a guest stint on The Drew Carey Show as Mimi Bobeck’s mother.

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Well, I guess that joke bombed.

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lunch_order|nullxnull

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evangelist

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The precursor of the ‘strategic command’.

Oh, and yes. You could draw Your own missiles over those existing ones…

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That’s ruined Dr Seuss illustrations for me.

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And you thought the Star-Bellied Sneetches had issues.

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