Ugandan president on gay oral sex: 'you can get worms'

Mocking general ignorance of a person in a leadership role. Not “Africa is ignorant because of what Mr.Museveni said.” The fact he is from the continent of Africa is incidental.

The point is the ignorant comment about 'worms=gay", which is plain ‘horse hockey’!

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Actually, I don’t think anyone mentioned Africa, just Uganda. Because, you know, Uganda is in Africa, but it isn’t Africa. Africa’s a continent, it has a lot of very different countries in it. Also, I think the mockery is being reserved for this one walking asshole of a politician, not Africans in general.

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Cool, I’ve always wondered where worms come from.

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I see one reference to fanatical conservatives in Arizona, one reference to the conservative Prime Minister of Canada, and one reference to an American fundamentalist anti-gay activist (and friends), all in the comments preceding yours.

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Yes, Mister Museveni, but what about heterosexual oral sex? Four possible answers from such a mind:
• Oh, it’s just fine.
• I don’t believe it exists.
• Ummm…
• Off with his/her head!

Y’all. He’s talking about anilingus.

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I want Garth Ennis to write a comic about “Mercenary Homosexual Prostitutes”.

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To be fair “analingus in Uganda” (aside from being a good album title) does not sound like fine dining. But I doubt homosexual analingus is any more of a factor than heterosexual for giardia or worms. Maybe Mr President suspects heterosexuals don’t shower their lovers with chocolate kisses. I feel bad for Mrs. President.

So, all these heterosexuals are masquerading as homosexuals to give and receive money? Or only to receive money? If it isn’t both ways, then there must be real homosexuals paying money to have sex with mercenary heterosexuals who are pretending to be homosexuals. Did I get that right?

I apparently can’t pick the right length of comment to make on this thread.

Yes, I know heterosexual or homosexual anilingus (and that is the spelling) are equally likely to spread whatever you’re worried about; however, the above linked policy papers position this as the quintessential homosexual sexual activity, and one which heterosexuals only engage in when “recruited” by homosexuals.

I’m pretty sure the human mouth is not made for kissing. Happy coincidence.

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banning teh gay, masturbation, unmarried sex, abortion, women’s rights and promoting wives to be subordinate to husbands – this is all about control, which serves to continue empowering those who derive income and power from the church.

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Hence my sympathy for those heterosexuals who believe this and those they love.

I wonder at the sampling method for the research; did they just pull it from their asses or frighten men into denial? Because straight guys and gals lick ass. Fact. And while I can concede it isn’t for everyone, the kind of creature who can’t even imagine it for themselves (thus thinking it is only something gays could/would do) must have a pretty pathetic sex life. I’m dull as dirt and rimming is no big deal.

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Clearly, the president is referring to the homosexual worms generated at the University of Utah in 2007: http://www.unews.utah.edu/old/p/101207-1.html

Sorry for the craptastic quality video (best I could find on youtube):

Relevant section starts at 3:55

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It’s not gay, but grunting is a great way to get worms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ILoGcSxCAY

This is defeinetaityaly NOT gay porn. Sorry for the extra key strokes.

Beggin your pardon but I’d like to refer you to my post above where I mention “the likes of American right-wing fundamentalists like Scott Lively and other professional haters” . Only I didn’t spell out that Mr. Lively is white. Does that count?

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On that “only eat half of you” part I was gonna question which half but I thought mention of top or bottom might not be of comfort.

“Homosexuals are actually mercenaries. They are heterosexual people but because of money they say they are homosexuals. These are prostitutes because of money,”

Who are the customers?

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