Ugandan president wants to outlaw oral sex because "the mouth is for eating"


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/18/ugandan-president-wants-to-out.html


#3

Depends on your definition of eating.


#4

Hopefully, there’s a ‘wide stance’ story gonna break one day then.


#5

Oh, you know it! Nearly all these anti-sex crusaders are basically projecting their self-hate. This guy can’t just stop thinking about getting some oral lovin’ and it’s driving him nutty.


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#7

That sucks! [ rimshot ]


#8

Is there a Forbes list of 10 Best Dictators?


#9

More nonsense brought to Uganda by American Xtianists:


#10

Uganda has a penal code…


#11

We know the address of sex; we know where sex is.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+White+House,+1600+Pennsylvania+Ave+NW,+Washington,+DC+20500/@38.8976094,-77.0389236,17z/data=!3m2!4b1!5s0x89b7b7bce16040c9:0xb825fcec8d0b4d30!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7b7bce1485b19:0x9fc7bf09fd5d9daf!8m2!3d38.8976633!4d-77.0365739


#12

hand jibs are still okay, right?


#13

Maybe he should stop using his mouth for talking, then. It’s for eating, buddy!


#14

Only if you like the cut of them.


#15

And a president who wants to shove that code down the throat of anyone who engages in oral sex


#16

promoted by some of the outsiders.

Count me in on that whole “outsider” thing.


#17

my spouse from Nigeria…her response to things like this is always the same…“Oh Africa, thanks for always reminding us that there is someone worse than [insert southern hick state here].”


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Ugandan president wants to outlaw oral sex


#19

“World’s Worst 10 Dictators”? I dunno. Sounds like, with $4B and 30 years in power, he’s doing a fantastic job of being a dictator.


#20

Ugandan president wants to outlaw sex because “the mouth is for eating”

These misleading headlines are starting to get a bit surreal.


#21

LOL good luck with that, bud. Guarantee there is more straight “eatin’” going on that anything else…

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