Ugandan president wants to outlaw oral sex because "the mouth is for eating"


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Depends on your definition of eating.


Hopefully, there’s a ‘wide stance’ story gonna break one day then.


Oh, you know it! Nearly all these anti-sex crusaders are basically projecting their self-hate. This guy can’t just stop thinking about getting some oral lovin’ and it’s driving him nutty.



That sucks! [ rimshot ]


Is there a Forbes list of 10 Best Dictators?


More nonsense brought to Uganda by American Xtianists:


Uganda has a penal code…


We know the address of sex; we know where sex is.,+1600+Pennsylvania+Ave+NW,+Washington,+DC+20500/@38.8976094,-77.0389236,17z/data=!3m2!4b1!5s0x89b7b7bce16040c9:0xb825fcec8d0b4d30!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7b7bce1485b19:0x9fc7bf09fd5d9daf!8m2!3d38.8976633!4d-77.0365739


hand jibs are still okay, right?


Maybe he should stop using his mouth for talking, then. It’s for eating, buddy!


Only if you like the cut of them.


And a president who wants to shove that code down the throat of anyone who engages in oral sex


promoted by some of the outsiders.

Count me in on that whole “outsider” thing.


my spouse from Nigeria…her response to things like this is always the same…“Oh Africa, thanks for always reminding us that there is someone worse than [insert southern hick state here].”


Ugandan president wants to outlaw oral sex


“World’s Worst 10 Dictators”? I dunno. Sounds like, with $4B and 30 years in power, he’s doing a fantastic job of being a dictator.


Ugandan president wants to outlaw sex because “the mouth is for eating”

These misleading headlines are starting to get a bit surreal.


LOL good luck with that, bud. Guarantee there is more straight “eatin’” going on that anything else…

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