Uh-oh. Somebody is vaccinating raw meat, as scientifically proven with magnet at Walmart (video)

Oh God, of course!

Bloody obvious when you put it that way. Thanks.

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ominous music:

One Down.

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I always test my meat by spinning it.
If it points North, I do not purchase it.

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This is the same method used by scientists.

I read about it on their latest blog from the Antarctic Research Centre.

As an aside, they are looking for vegetarian donations, as all their meat appears to be off.

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Science? Is confused.

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Dunno, magnets suck.

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I was there, “got your back, yer honour”.

I do get a touch disgruntled over the waste of some very decent snark - this stuff is not just spur of the moment material, y’know*.

When we have a disappear/reset moment, I try to console myself that snarks and quarks are both fleeting elemental mysteries - here for a second, and then probably there for a second, just as long as you’re not looking at them. Lord, they’re tricky buggers.

*Yes it is, it really is.

ETA: Your prediction was accurate, nicely done.

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See I’m kinda conflicted about this because red meat isn’t great for you anyways, as people have pointed out - so by rejecting this steak, they might accidentally be outperforming their projected Darwinian survival quotient…

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New users arrive,
Steal patience, leave holes in threads.
Save snark in our hearts.

Happy International Haiku Poetry Day.

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Does this mean all the anti vaxxers will now become vegetarian? Does that mean the price of beef will come down so I can enjoy a nice steak occasionally?

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The old snark-hunting advice still holds true.

"You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope…"

I think we may have briefly seen a snark in this very thread. Remember the third characteristic of snarks:

"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
And it always looks grave at a pun."

Uh oh:

"But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
Your replies all will suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again"
– apologies to C. L. Dodgson

That settles it. We had a Boojum.

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Simpsons Thats The Joke GIF

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Somebody is vaccinating cereal too!

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And it also leads to weird shit like this:

wuh

Still, I have nothing against weird.
:person_shrugging:

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