The BBC are saying that their Labour party sources are talking about leadership contests and demanding Miliband’s resignation.
Sheesh, you spend an hour trudging through the cards against humanity topic and shit goes down in the real world, going to have to catch up some.
Lynne Featherstone has lost to Labour. And now Simon Hughes as well.
Jeez.
10 is looking optimistic. I hope Paddy Ashdown has a tasty hat.
There’s been a hat and a shoe so far, hopefully we can get some pantaloons and a shirt for the whole shebang.
Douglas Carswell has won Clacton for the kippers.
Shit.
There goes Aberdeen South, SNP
Fucksocks.
head smash, head smash, head smash
You know, I used to enjoy kippers?
They didn’t get Thurrock though.
I can’t believe it, I’m happy to see a Tory win.
Labour have a Scottish MP in Edinburgh South!
Boris has won, but he has no leadership challenge to look forward to.
I’ve just noticed, the Scottish BBC and British BBC have different time delays.
Sheffield Hallam coming soon.
The website stream is definitely a couple of mins behind whatever you’re watching.
Vince Cable has lost to the Conservatives.
As a German, may I suggest a grand coalition: everyone who matters united against everyone who doesn’t.
Has Kennedy gone yet? Alexander? Laws?
Not yet
Recount for McVile.
Clegg has won.