I’d usually say it’s because they are Tories, but this is beyond normal for them.
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Not a subject.
Not a subject am i.
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The author of the piece shortens National Conservatism to “NatCon” but I think “Nat-C” is far more appropriate…
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Yeah well, when he grants me enough land to afford to raise and equip a troop of spearmen and my own arms, we can talk about homage.
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I’m up for betraying him with my spearmen if you are.
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Well it’s technically not betrayal if we haven’t sworn homage yet.
(Remember to bring the butt of malmesy, it’s part of the rich historic pageantry. The tourists love it.)
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Nice loophole 
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I mean they will still disembowel us and stick our heads on pikes if we fail (or even if we succeed to judge by Cromwell) but at least it will be clearly extra-judicial dismembering that will really highlight the oppression inherent in the system.
That’ll show 'em…
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Are you doing this on purpose?
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Is it funnier if it’s Yes or if it’s No? That one.
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Of course it is, obviously.
Every morning on my little-dog walkabout, I have to yank him away from peeing on the bunting that’s appeared everywhere.
My dog is guilty of many things - I just don’t want to add Treason to the list.
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Give that Good Boy a biscuit from me, would you?
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Pairs well with chocolate cake to celebrate the event.
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Probably not the Colin The Caterpillar Coronation Cake, right?
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Lèse-majesté at most, I would have thought.
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Only very good boys get the Colin the Caterpillar cake.
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Apart from the aforementioned little dog, I don’t think we have any on the BBS.
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Well I was thinking the treason would be the special celebration so chocolate is always appropriate for the joyous occasion of the execution of a monarch at the hands of the people.
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Bit much for a widdling dog but spot-on for the end of an era!
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To be fair i should really retract that to deposing and exile. As a private person Charles is always welcome here and often visits Ireland. It would be handy for the family and all (as the head of the Paras he can fuck off forever, but always welcome without the titles).
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