It’s from the Express, but I can also believe Sir Keith said it.
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Well now I’m definitely not doing it!!
(I wasn’t doing it anyway 
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In contrast to Sir Haircut, here’s a slightly different definition of “patriotic duty”:
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Is he using an invisible phone?
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Vote of confidence in Johnson this evening.
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Would you like some fascism to go with your monarchist nationalism?
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He’ll survive though, cockroaches always do, but i want to believe.
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I mean, even if he doesn’t, the alternative will still be a Tory. And Sunak or *shudder* Patel wouldn’t be much better.
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I could probably tolerate a few years of Crispin Blunt as Prime Minister.
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The alternatives legit terrify me but the line has to be drawn somewhere and i want this lying weasel to stop failing upward.
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Maybe next time!
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Result is in, he survives 211 votes to 148.
Notably, that’s more tory rebels than voted to get rid of May, and she was gone within six months.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck but on the plus side it isn’t Patel yet.
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I have a suggestion as to who could replace de Pfeffel as leader of the Conservative Party.
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